Adlibbing

Rover (Instrumental)
Instrumental

How Now Brown Cow (Remake)
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Featuring 'nikcuS.
From Galoob.

Well, I'm travellin' down to Podunk.
And I said, "I'm gonna stay."
When I go down to Podunk, yay, I say, "What the hay?"
Well, I'm travellin' Box Car Willie.
Box Car Willie, yeah.
That's what they call me in these part of the hills.
Box Car Willy... Jilly Jill.
Box Car Willie.
I'm travellin' down to Podunk now.
I'm travellin' down to Podunk now.
I'm gonna see a cow, because it's all they got.
In the country it's all I ever see.
Podunk, Podunk, Podunk.
Cows for you and me.

How now brown cow
With a terrible spow.
Why do they stay?
Why don't they do something constructive with there lives?
Mooin' all day; mooin' all day in the hay.
With those cows. Those cows.
How now brown cow.
Oh, me, oh, mow. Why?
What's wrong with you cow?

The Mixing Test
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I love you...
I love you baby; baby baby baby,
Won't you rock all day? Hey.
Baby, b-b-b-b-baby won't you rock all day?
I said, baby won't you rock all day?
Baby, won't you rock on the mixing test?
Baby, won't you rock on? Don't get distressed.

Baby... I love to hear you, baby.
I love you, baby.
Come on down, oh baby...
And I love to go to the zoo.
I said, baby, a-yeah, yeah.
I said I love the mixing test.
I said ah babe.

I said now baby won't you come on down?
We gotta sing, we got a brilliant sound.
We gonna come on by and gonna listen to the mixing test.
Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
We got the woofers and the tweeters and the amps and the drums.
We got a rockin' little stolen with the toms and the toms.
I'm gonna sing and play Monica, Noby on the keyboard today
With the mixing test.
Hit it, Kevin, with your fill: yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mixing test... rockin' on down today.
Well, what you think we're gonna say?
Hey, baby, won't you roll in some hay?
I love you, baby.

I screwed up the harmonica.

Come On Back To Me
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Come on, baby, won't you tell me now?
Just won't you tell me just how,
How we could walk away from
Me just the other day when
Our love was just as perfect as it is?
Just tell me what ever happened to
The love that we had back in school?
Won't you tell me now?
Baby, won't you tell me now?
Come on, baby, tell me what happened then.
Come on, baby, let me go back when.
What ever happened to our love that we had?
Won't you tell me now?
Won't you tell me right now.

Come on back to me...
Baby, come on now.

Once upon a time we were in love and
That's all that we needed then was
Our own love for each other then.
When you walked out on me that
Lonely night seven years ago,
I didn't know what to do then.
But, baby, won't you come back?
I don't know what to do now.
Won't you come on back to me?

Whatever did I do to you?
Won't you tell me, baby, so I can get back to you?
You were all that I ever needed!
Your love was what I needed!
Just you and me together again... all right!

Together again now, baby...
Won't you come back to me?

Come on, baby.
Come on, darlin', won't you come back to me?
Baby, won't you come on back to me?

Camille
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

When I'm alone and I think of Camille...
She's my love. She's the one who I'll spend my time with.
When I woke up one day, I got in my ship.
I flew through the galaxy. I did.
I saw her standing there at Sector 17.
So, I took her in my ship. We went away,
And we took off until the next day.

And Camille, she loved me.
I loved her. It had to be.
My love, Camille. Her love for me
Was the best in the galaxy.
Well, I love Camille.
I love Camille.

I took off in my ship. I went away.
I never saw you again that day.
I thought about her all the night and all the day.
I thought about her, what else could I say?

I love Camille. I love her still.
But she went away, and I had to say
That I would find her again some other day.
My Camille... How I still love her still.

And I'm soaring through the Milky Way.
I saw her passing by.
I had to say she looked my way.
She gave a wave, then sped away
Into the night, into day.
Until the day... Until the day...

I love Camille. I love her still.
Oh, yes, I, I love Camille.
She is the one that I will love.
I love her still.

In Sector 1, I drove on by
And a woman, she caught my eye.
I looked at her. I saw her head.
And her hair was nice and red.
But then I saw her eyes again,
And they looked at me like they knew me.
And I said, "Well, what's your name?"
She said "Rosette." She sounded the same
As my Camille, so I took her off to a room to ask her a question.
She say, "Hey, I know you.
You are the one. I love you true.
I am Camille. It's a disguise.
Come and love me forever, we'll soar the skies."

Camille. I love Camille.
I love her still. Oh, yes, we will.
She'll be the one who's in my will.
I love Camille...
I have to say that she's the one who loves me every day.

(Gonna) See My Lover (Tonight)
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

I said I'm goin' down to see my baby tonight.
I said I'm goin' down to see my lover tonight.
And just let me tell you, baby, it's gonna be feelin' all right.
I said, let me tell you, honey, it's gonna be feelin' all right.

I met my love at a convenient store.
We went down and I thought her a whore,
But she wasn't. She just a-dressin' that way.
And I said, "Come on, let's make it a day."

And I'm goin' on down to see my lover tonight.
And my baby, she's gonna make it feel all right.
'Cause I'm gonna see me lover tonight.

My baby and me, when I was walkin' around,
My baby, she saw me and she told me to say
She told me to say to start a-comin' around
And I did and I say today...

I'm gonna go on down and see me lover tonight. Yeah.
Hit it, Cat-Daddy G Mama!
All right. Take it down a bit.

You know I'm goin' down to see my lover tonight,
And it's all right.
You know I'm goin' down to see my lover tonight.
Yeah, take it again, Stevie!

We're Gonna Rock!
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

All right! Down at The Place, we're rockin' the night!

Yeah!
Let's get it goin' on down!
Let's go!
Ahhhh! It's 'nikcuS!
All right!
Here's the beat we got for you tonight!
We're gonna be singin' all the night!
It's all for you, and that' all we're gonna do!
And tonight we're gonna rock for you!
All right!
Now, all you know that rock-n-roll is here to stay,
And we're gonna be rockin' till the end of the day!
All right! Down here tonight!
We're rockin', man, 'cause you know all how it is, baby!
You know how to rock because you got it rockin' there, baby!
It's all great! I love you, too, but
Baby, you just gotta know what to do!
Let's go, baby! All right, baby!
Yeah! Rockin'! Gotta get down, baby!
All right! Now we gotta go!
And now we're goin' all the way!
Yeah, baby, we gotta say,
That hey, baby, I like you...

When the Man Comes
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

When you see a man a-comin' up the road today,
What you gonna say to him? You say, "Come by today.
Come on in and sit yourself down, have yourself a beer."
What you gonna say when he appear?

The man comes in, he says, "What you got there for me?"
You ain't got nothin', not so much as a cup of tea.
You ain't ready! You ain't ready for him to come on in.
But you got your kin and your family over there, but you won't let him in.
'Cause you ain't ready.

The man comes in my house from the next door from yours.
I'm ready for him, 'cause I got chest-of-drawers cleaned out
For him to put his clothes. And him to lie his head,
I've got a good ol' bed. He's ready to come on in.
And what I say right then: kick out all my kin.

What are you gonna to do when the man comes on by?
You just gonna look at him? You just gonna be stupid?
Well, I'm gonna...

I'm gonna let him in. He's gonna come on in.
What I'm gonna do, he's gonna come on in.
He's gonna come on in, baby!

Leah (The Parody)
adlibbed by Kevin Young

Leah! I stay up all night writin' tons of stuff about you.
I got the shoebox full of notes I wrote in sixth grade,
All about your nose, and your eyes, and your hair.
That's right, I don't date any other girl,
Because one day I hope you'll...
Come to me and say to me,
"Noby, I've been an idiot all this time.
Because, Noby, now I realize that your fine."
Leah... you're cute.
Leah, you've got hair of angels... and you're cute.
Leah, I need ya. I need ya bad! Because I'm sad
About Leah...

What kind of name is that anyway? Leah? That's not even a real name. But I digress.

Leah, I love ya.
You're not as hot as Lauren Leigh, but I don't think you like girls.

Quarter of a Lifetime
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga and Rusty Spell

Well, you know it's a lifetime,
One quarter of a lifetime.
And you know you'll be with me
Till infinity.
So say you'll marry me.
We can be together
Into infinity.
Me and you together.

One quarter of a lifetime
Is spent falling in love.
The other quarter's living away.

So, baby, tell me
Will you marry me
Today or tomorrow, soon,
So we can go to school together
Forever?

It's a quarter of a lifetime...
Sayin', it's a quarter of a lifetime-lifetime.
We're singin' it's quarter of a lifetime.
Hey, it's a quarter of a lifetime.
It's a quarter of a lifetime.
Singin' it's a quarter of a lifetime.
Quarter of a lifetime! Lifetime!

It's a quarter of a lifetime.
So say you'll marry me
Into infinity.
We'll love... we'll love... in love... forever.
Lifetime!
Well, it's a quarter of a lifetime.
It's a quarter of a lifetime.
Singin' it's a quarter of a lifetime.
You know that it's a quarter of a lifetime.
Lifetime!

Free
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Free, I'm so free as bird in the sky.
I'm free. I'm so free and I'm soaring high.
Oh, baby, I'm so free.

I walk onto the street and I see,
I see a guy looking to me.
And the guy, what he says to me:
"How would you like to be free?"
Well, I say now, "What do you mean?"
He says, "To fly in the sky like a bird."
And I say, "Don't you be absurd."
But he showed me he's free-hee-hee.
He could dance in the sky like an eagle would fly,
An eagle in the sky, like a bird.
And so he, and so he decided to show me
And I feel so free,
Like an eagle flying high in the sky,
Like this guy on the Fourth of July:
He shoots fireworks up in the air,
And they blast around everywhere.
I'm so free. I'm so free. I'm so free.
'Cause the guy made me fly. He showed me.
And I flew, I flew in the sky.
They saw me. It's a dream.
And they said to me "Come to my party in the sky"
As he showed them all how to fly.
They knew they didn't need to get high.
They could fly around like Peter Pan.
And I said that it would be grand.
I'm so free. I'm so free. I'm so free.
I'm so free. I feel free.
I can't sing but I still feel free.
Oh, baby, can't you see?

Harmonica Jam
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga, Rusty Spell, and Kevin Young

One, two, three, four!

Play it, boy! Oooh, boy! Cotton-Eyed Joe!
Get that pig! Yahoo!
Ain't nothin' better than cold grits up a hog's ass...

Let's do that one again!

About Me, Leah
written by Noby Nobriga

My love for you
Is not just a fling.
My love and caring
Is what I bring.

No flowers, no candy,
No expensive gifts.
What more could you ask for than
A sweet mental kiss?

We both have separate lives,
Yours and mine.
I know you have two sides,
Ruthless and kind.

I see you in the hall
And I avoid your pretty face,
Just because I'm afraid
Of making a bad mark or trace.

I want to call you up sometimes,
And I keep myself from dialing.
I get nervous when I near the last four,
Then I hang-up, and still I'm not smiling.

Without you in my life
My heart feels so cold.
Your beauty and your passion
Is all I need to hold.

I want to be happy,
Happier than jumping for joy.
You out of my own grasp is like
A tiny child without a toy.

I don't want you as an acquaintance.
I want you as more than just a friend.
If your feelings of love were for me
The course of this arrow we could bend.

I'm never giving up.
I'm always going to try
To steal your heart with love,
And hope for you as my bride.

Deep love and affection
Is what I really want.
I'm probably going overboard,
But for you I can help but flaunt.

I wish you could say you loved me.
I wish lots of other things too.
But this one means a lot to me.
I'm not sure about you.

How else can I express
My love to you, Leah?
Well, I guess I'll say goodbye,
And two last words... see ya.

Beastiality
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga, Jason Pollan, and Rusty Spell

Jason:
Former lovers, it's a shame to see that
Our founding fathers believed in bestiality.
Can you hear me? You're not singin'.
It's your turn, Rusty. Get to bringin'.

Rusty:
Well, I believe that if people like to have sex with animals
It's their own problem, but I'm not gonna do it.
So I think, Jason, that, uh, we should let Noby
Just have his views here on bestiality.

Noby:
I never had an animal for me,
But, of course, I can always see
Why I haven't had an animal,
Because I can't rhyme.
So now my part is gonna be done.
But, of course, I'm gonna run.

Jason:
My name is Jason and it's plain to see
I can't believe in bestiality.
I love chicken. I love roast beef.
Can't eat an animal to save my grief.
I love animals, it would be wrong.
I'd feel like a cannibal, can't you hear this song?
Oh, Rusty, Rusty, tell me, won't you see?
Do you believe in bestiality?

Rusty:
Bestiality: That's a good word to use.
Bestiality: I really like that word.

You know, you sound like Bob Dylan sometimes, Jason, but, of course, I use a different voice too, so I think I'll go on now and sing...

Sex with animals never really appealed to me.
If I saw a dog go walkin' down the road I'll say,
"Hey, come over here, dog. How 'bout doggie style?"
No, dog, I wouldn't say that.
What do you think, Noby?

Noby:
I like doggie style, it's kind of fun.
But, of course, I hate it when everything runs.
But, you know, it's all so fun.
I like it used with a burger and a bun.
Bestiality: I never had it, but I like it.
(Bestiality) It's not for me, but, hey, I can see...

Of course, it's also true
That there was once a big ol' dog
That lived next door to me.
And, of course, that big ol' dog,
He was into some bestiality.

Rusty:
And I remember a small, green frog
Who jumped up onto my neighbor's lawn.
Henrietta walked out, she said to him,
"Come inside my lily pad, we'll get it goin', Ben."
That was his name, the frog. The frog was named Ben.
But I don't think that frogs should be your kin, do you?
Do you? I don't. Do you?

Jason:
Hearin' Noby's story and Rusty's, too,
I got to say I've been thinkin'...
Livin' my life, lonely it seems.
It seems I feel like in need of big ol' woman, mean.

Noby:
Mean!

Rusty:
I know what you mean...

Noby:
Mean!

Manly and hairy...

Jason:
Lonely and scary...

Rusty:
Beastly and carey...

Jason:
Bet she'll share me...

Rusty:
Drink me some sherry...

Jason:
Lonely lady...

Noby:
And maybe marry...

Rusty:
...

Jason:
Bet she's hairy...

Rusty:
Hey, I'm weary...

Noby/Rusty:
This is scary...

Rusty:
Let's not tarry...

Noby:
Oh, bestiality.

Noby/Jason/Rusty:
B-b-bestiality...
Bestiality...

Rusty:
It begins with a B.

Noby:
Bestiality: B-E-A-S-T

Rusty:
Q... R...

Jason:
G-U-F-T!

Rusty:
Guft, guft, guft, guft, guft.

Noby:
Bestiality.

Jason:
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Noby/Rusty:
(A dog for my wife and me.)
(A dog for you and me.)

Jason:
Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

Rusty:
Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort.

Noby:
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

Jason:
Don't tip that cow, it's mine.

Rusty:
Porkin', porkin', porkin', porkin', porkin'.

Jason:
Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin'.

Noby:
Quackin', quackin', quackin', quackin', quackin'.

Rusty:
I love bestiality!

Jason:
Don't need a woman. No woman for me.
I got my faithful lover: bestiality.
Ask yourself, friends and neighbors,
Is there any way to go?
No way to go but bestiality.
Say, bestiality for me and you.
Bestiality...

Rusty:
Bob Dylan!

Jason:
Bestiality. Live your life long.
Bestiality. Man, that bull was strong!

Noby:
Bestiality.

Jason:
Love my life...

Noby/Rusty:
Bestiality...

Jason:
Got a pig for a wife!

Noby/Rusty:
Bestiality...

Jason:
Pigs are strong.

Noby/Rusty:
Bestiality.

Jason:
Not very long.

Rusty:
Bestiality, it's for you and me.
Oh, bestiality, can't you just see?

Noby/Jason/Rusty:
Oh, bestiality...

Rock and Roll!
adlibbed by Noby Nobriga

Rock and Roll!

Rock and roll is here to stay.
It's never gonna go away.
I'm here just singin' to you,
Not knowin' what else to do,
'Cause rock and roll is here to stay.
It ain't never goin' away,
'Cause rock and roll will never die.
Just look at this look in my eye.

You know just how it feels
To hear the sound through your ears.
When the rock and roll beat comes to you,
You know just what to do.
You gotta live with rock and roll 'cause
It ain't never gonna go away.
Just learn to take it as it comes.
Rock and roll all the day.

Rock and roll... is here to stay.

Rockin' all the day and night.
You just have to find the right
To go all the way
With the sound that is here today.
Rock and roll is here to stay.
It ain't never goin' away.
Rock and roll is here to stay.

You might be just so blind,
But you always have your ears to hear
The sound of rock and roll today.
Where nothing may exist,
You always have exist,
The sound of everything 'cause
Rock and roll is here to stay.
Rock and roll is here to stay!
And it ain't never goin' away.

Pig Milkin' Contest
adlibbed by Rusty Spell

Don't put off goin' to the dairy farm.
Don't put off goin' to my grandmother's barn.
Don't put out goin' to the cows and pigs.
Don't you put out goin', doin' the jigs.
You gotta be a hick today. Do what I say.
You gotta be a hick today, you gotta do it today.

I was sloppin' along today.
I was sloppin' the other day.
And I saw a person comin' my way,
He told me what to say, he said,
"I'm a hick. I love to slop.
I slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop.
There is a contest comin' our way
At the local fair. Let's have a day.
You'll be my partner and we'll slop them pigs
At the pig milkin' contest, and we'll do some jigs."
"I gotta go to the pig milkin' contest.
I gotta slop, I gotta slop 'em today."

So, we went down to the fair,
Watched the circus.
Clowns were performin' and jumpin' everywhere.
We got a hoops and a hollers and a jumpin' through a ring of fire...
Yep, yep, yep, yep, they got a jumpin' higher and higher,
The tight-rope walkers and the acrobats
And the trapeze artists and the men with big hats.

But we're at the pig milkin' contest...
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt in the bucket now.
We got a pig, we got a big ol' sow.
I love to milk, milk my pigs.
Here come the judges for the dances and the jigs.
"All right, Bo, we got a judge comin' this way.
We gonna milk our pigs. What we gonna do and say?"
"Just leave it to me, I'll do all the talkin'.
Why don't you just start stalkin' that judge?
Tell him to come on this way.
Tell him to bring some hay
For my cows and the pigs.
I'll do my jigs."
So I danced for him while I was milkin' my pigs.
Can't you imagine me dancin' my jigs and milkin' the pigs?
Well, it caught his eye.
Don't you know it did?
And he started to cry.
He said, "That is the best pig milkin' I seen.
I don't believe how you was dancin' like that.
Your partner over there, he's doin' it, too...
Flippin' around just like an acrobat.
He's a milkin' that pig and a-dancin' around
And flippin' and jippin' and milkin' the pigs,
And singin' and dancin' and singin' and dancin' with pigs."
And the pigs, they're happy and they're runnin' around.
And then we got all the circus clowns.
They were attracted, they came to watch us milk.
Squirtin' in the bucket and the bucket in the squirtin'
And a bur-bur-bur-bur-bur...
And the chickens are runnin' our way,
And the little kids come up, they say, "Hey,
We wanna milk some pigs. We wanna do it, Dad.
We wanna do it now. We wanna do it bad!"
Milkin' the pigs. We're milkin' the pigs.
We're milkin' those pigs...

We won first price, well, needless to say.
I took it home and showed it to Sophie May.
She gave me a kiss, just a big one on the lips.
I said, "Baby, let me hang on to your hips."
I was a milkin' that pig... and doin' a jig.
And dancin' and ropin', and ropin' the cows.
We're ropin' the cows in the rodeo.
We won every contest that came by this way.
We gotta say we love it. We are winnin' every day.
"Win some, lose some," but we win all the time.
I guess that cliché doesn't happen to me and mine.

Hey, we're milkin' the pigs.
Milkin' and squirtin' in the bucket in the pigs.
We're milkin', milkin' the pigs,
Milkin' pigs and doin' the jigs.
Bye bye. Bye bye.
I gonna see you later.
I'll see you later when we're milkin' the pigs, pigs, pigs...
I'll say it again...
We're milkin' pigs...
And the pigs were men...
We're milkin' pigs...